Friday, November 12, 2010
Teacher Se Pyaar, Bachhe Ka Sararat
Teacher Se Pyaar, Bacche Ka
Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon”
Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai”
Bacha: “Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge.“
Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon”
Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai”
Bacha: “Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge.“
Kaun Saala Kahta Hai
Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?
Plastic Surgery of Vegina
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
“I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
“I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.”
“The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.”
“And what about the third rose?” she asked.
“That’ s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.”
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
“I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
“I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.”
“The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.”
“And what about the third rose?” she asked.
“That’ s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.”
Kinds of Sex
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
Ladkiyon ki Bewafai
Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota,
Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,
Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi,
Maa Ki Lodi Mujhe Dekh K Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi!!.
Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota,
Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,
Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi,
Maa Ki Lodi Mujhe Dekh K Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi!!.
Student Ki Jimmedari
Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”
Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,
To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“
Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,
To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“
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