Teacher Se Pyaar, Bachhe Ka Sararat

Teacher Se Pyaar, Bacche Ka

Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon”

Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai”

Bacha: “Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge.“

Kaun Saala Kahta Hai

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

Plastic Surgery of Vegina

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.

“I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:

“I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.”

“The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.”

“And what about the third rose?” she asked.

“That’ s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.”

Kinds of Sex

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

Ladkiyon ki Bewafai

Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota,
Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,
Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi,
Maa Ki Lodi Mujhe Dekh K Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi!!.

Student Ki Jimmedari

Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”

Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,
To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“

Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?

Ladki Baba Ramdev Ji Ke Pass Jaati Hai
Ladki: “Baba, Agar Main Apne Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?”
Baba: “Tum Narak Mein Jaogi‘

Ladki: “Aur Agar Aapke Sath Karu To?”
Baba: “Chalak Ladki, Sawarag Mein Jaana Chahti Hai“

anguthaa choosnay par marti ho??

A child by chance entered into Parents bedroom,Shocked at what he saw & shouted at this mom: Khud ko dekho?aur mujhe sirf anguthaa choosnay par marti ho??

Ladki Mein Sabse Pehle Kya Dekhte Ho?

Ladki Ne Apni Aankho Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Apne Boyfriend Se Puchha
Ladki: “Tum Ladke Kisi Bhi Ladki Mein Sabse Pehle Kya Dekhte Ho?”
Boyfriend: “Ye To Depend Karta Hai Ki Ladki Aa Rahi Hai Ya Jaa Rahi Hai“

Write A Sentence Ending With Hand

Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai
Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.”
Santa: “My Penis In Ur Hand”
Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai
Santa: “Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“

Hey Bhagwan Itni Mehngayi Ho Gayi Hai

Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya
Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha
Patni: “Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?”
Husband: “10 Rupe Ka”
Patni: “Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe“

Santa Ko Bevkoof Banaya

Santa Ke Pados Ki Ek Ladki Apni Maa Se Boli
Ladki: “Maa, Maine Aaj Santa Ko Bevkoof Banaya”
Maa: “Kaisi?”
Ladki: “Mene Uske 500 Rs Apne Sandle Ke Niche Chupa Liye Thhe”
Maa: “To?”
Ladki: “Wo 2 Gante Tak Meri Bra Mein Dhundta Raha“